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Diet Thanksgiving Overload, Calculating the Damage ~ ContinuedMe Oh My, You Gobbled Too Much on Thanksgiving Day. What is Your Diet Damage? And Most Importantly, Did Your Diet Just Go Down the Toilet??? 12:00 PM, Grandma Announces Lunch Yum! Double Yum with a capital 'Y'...which causes you to ask yourself, 'Y am I eating so much? Hum, what a rotten little thought. It's going to spoil my Thanksgiving Day, so I'll be like Tara - or whatever that chick's name was in that Wind-Movie, and think about all of that tomorrow. Now, one more helping of candied sweet potatoes please!'
1:30 PM, Grandma hands you the fizzy tablets that you requested and a glass of water. 2:00 PM, Football Game Begins Grandma fixed hot buttered popcorn and turkey nachos to enjoy during the game, but you opted for another slice of mincemeat pie with whipped cream on top. But after it was eaten and the saucer licked clean, you had a 'sweet taste' in your mouth that needed deleted. Perhaps more eggnog? It wasn't nearly as sweet as the desserts. Oh yes! There's always room for eggnog! 4:00 PM, Dizzy & Whizzy The room was suddenly very spindly and you felt a bit over-whizzy. Yes, dizzy and whizzy - probably from all of the spirits. Thank goodness Grandma's house has two bathrooms.
5:00 PM, Thanksgiving Dinner Dinner was even tastier than lunch! You enjoyed 2 helpings of everything. Even that second hunk of rum cake was more tastier! Perhaps it was due to being covered with Grandma's special creme sauce made with just a tab more rum. "Oh, rum pa pum pum! Rum is fun," you thought. 6:30 PM, Homecoming You arrived home feeling 50 months pregnant, and you aren't even female. You spent the next hour on the toilet, swearing that you'd never in your entire life eat that much food again. You felt so sick that you were certain you wouldn't be able to go to work come Monday. Why did you eat so much? Your diet probably went right now the...... S - T - O - P!!! click here to assess Diet Damage Or Navigate by Clicking Below |
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